A Short List of Unflattering Nicknames for the Sexually Promiscuous, Created by Pairing Common STD Symptoms With the Word Fragment “-zilla”

by Steven Smith   posted 03.28.05

• Itchzilla

• Dischargezilla

• Cold Sorezilla

• Seepzilla

• Little Red Bumpzilla

• Inflammationzilla

• Stenchzilla

• Milky Pustulezilla

• Inordinate Bleedingzilla

• Infertilityzilla

• Painful Urinationzilla

• Growthzilla

• Dark Urinezilla

• Blotchzilla

• Yeastzilla

• Nauseazilla

• Swollenzilla

• Night Sweatszilla

• Wartzilla

• Light Colored Stoolzilla