The "Yorkville" holiday cards are done kiddies. The few of you who were promised copies in the mail, I'm sending 'em today. The rest of you, here's how to print this shit:

The cards are smallish, so I've doubled them up. You can print two cards on one standard sheet of paper (8.5" x 11"). For each image, right click on the link provided below the thumbnails and save the image to your desktop. Make sure you download the cover and the inside images for each card you want. Print the cover, then, on the back of the same sheet of paper, print the inside image. If you're using a DeskJet (as I did for my test copies), just print the cover then stick the page back in the tray, with the cover facing up and the top of the image pointing towards the guts of your printer. The cards have guidelines that show you were to cut off the excess paper. I'd recommend printing on a heavier stock of paper so that, if you mail these, they hold up. That's sort of muddled, but it's late and besides, I have faith that you're smart enough to figure it out.

Below are the thumbs of each card (free of the mailing address info and white space that you'll find on the real things). The links to the printable images follow the thumbs. Leave comments and tell me what you think, which card you like and if you print and mail any of 'em. Thanks for the patience.

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Card 1 (Leather Steve): Cover and Inside

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Card 2 (Christian Baby Killer): Cover and Inside

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Card 3 (Happy Chanukah): Cover and Inside

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Card 4 (Merry Christmas): Cover and Inside

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Card 5 (I hope you die.): Cover and Inside

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Card 6 (Black Santa): Cover and Inside

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Card 7 (Fuck the poor.): Cover and Inside

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