Things I Should've Said

by Steven Smith

posted 08.15.05

• I love you too.
• Yes officer.
• Of course it’s loaded.
• No, get your own.
• You seem dumb.
• Take it out of your mouth.
• No thanks. I don’t drink.
• Look out!
• You smell. Take a shower.
• Your story is boring. Please stop talking.
• Cunt!