Businesses That Unsuccessfully Mix Modern Services With An Old Timey Theme

by Steven Smith

posted 09.23.05

• Ye Olde VCR and TV Repair

• Alchemy and Dildos

• Drycleansmith

• The Falafel Smeltery

• Lil’ Leeches Daycare

• Royal n’ Regal Custom Gold Teeth

• King Arthur’s Steed: Roller Blade Rentals

• Bubonic Salon

• Fiefdom Internet Café

• RenaissanceXXX Live Girls! DVD! Viewing Booths! Mead!

• Filthy Wench Maid Service

• Knight In Sexy Armor Lingerie Shoppe

• Michael Jacobsen, Dark Wizard Accountant

• The 99 Haypennies Store

• Towne Market